He lives on a strict diet which consists of
Cheesecake
Ice cream
Curly fries
Any Chinese Food
He must have 24/7 TLC. He must lie in bed all the time. Breakfast in bed, lunch in bed. dinner in bed, supper in bed. TV must be nicely situated in front of the bed. There must be multiple electrical sockets so that he can charge his hp, laptop and other electrical appliances without leaving his bed. He must always be updated with the latest Winning Eleven Playstation 2 game.
Please do not disturb his sleep. There has been reported cases of him biting people when provoked. Otherwise, he's the sweetest, gentlest baby polar bear that anybody could ever cuddle. He loves cuddles, hugs, huggles and did we mention cheesecakes? Yup, cheesecakes.
He is toilet trained so no worries. So if you do spot him, don't be afraid. Just be natural and slowly approach him with a smile. If he reply with a smile, you're in luck. If he doesn't, that means, somebody hasn't fed him or somebody woke him up from his slumber nap. Do take care and heed the advice.
ja
while stoock lasts
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Okay. Advice heeded. Will be sure to have my dart gun and tranquilizers ready to take this endangered creature down!
oik! Remember! Tender loving care! Not hunt him down! What's with the dart and all. Just give him cheesecake, and he'll be tamed. =D
ja
cheesecake is good. where's your favourite cheesecake from? coffee bean, huh?
lol. thus far I dunno as yet because i've met kind people who baked and shared their cheesecakes with me. Theirs the best so far. :D you have any recommendations?
ja
hmm...i like the new york cheesecake from coffee bean, and there's a good new york cheesecake from the establishment located across from n.y.d.c. on the second floor of wheelock place. seems like there's a new mission afloat -- to find the best cheesecake in s'pore ;]
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