Cow on the Mooooove

It has been a very tired yet interesting week for me. I've been waiting to blog since da last one. Things that happened,

1. While at work, drivin my lorry around singapore, I thought my Saturday was going to be a boring one. That was da sentiment up till the point where along BKE, i saw this big fat ass grazing at the back of a pick up truck. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief man. Even my friend was shocked. There it was. Grazing. A cow. Yes. You heard me right. A big fat ass cow. WTH. Lol. Milk on the go. Juz squeeze it. Fresh. SHIOOOK. Respect to the cow man.

2. I called event, Wayang Kulit. A couple was caught making out. Yes. You heard me right. Tsk tsk. SMU students. Damn promiscous. But love it! Man... People were crowding outside Pick and Bites, looking upwards at the second level gsr of accountancy. 6pm. Let me repeat. 6pm! Get a hotel lah guys. Your dignity and face deserves better treatment. Do you think by putting the blinds down, people are not able to see you? Ever heard the concept of wayang kulit? You guys were the puppets apparently.

The ang mohs, the smokers, the curious passer-bys and the security guard were among those who were lucky enough to watch the show. Soft porn at its best. Most were anticipating the guy to pull his pants down. "STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!" was the chant that seemed to work. And indeed, he pulled his pants down. Yay!!! The scene was getting hotter and i shall not elaborate on this. Let your mind do the work guys...

The best part was that, apparently, the guy felt as if people were watching and so he decided to peek behind the blinds. The audience decided to WAVE at him. LOOOOOOL! Would love to see the reaction on his face. TSk tsk. Been talkin to the security guard and more actions were actually going on around campus. Would love to video tape this man. hahaha...

3. I was walking home from school at 9am towards Plaza Sing. My brain was still booting up after staying overnight in school when all of a sudden, this singh smiled at me and said,

"You have many problems. You think too much."

HUH?

"You come from not rich family. but from honest and hardworking family"

i was like mind-fucked early in the morning man... aint good. Brain drain. Havent recharge, then kena drain some more. Aiyoyoyo.

He is a mind reader apparently or a fortune teller. He told me when i was going to die, how many kids I will be having, how many girls liking me, OOOH. thats interesting. loool.

the interesting part was not all of da above but the mere fact that he could read my mind and write it on a piece of paper even before i tell him about anything.

1. He knew my favourite colour
2. He knew my date of birth and age

Weird. But neh. Dont believe in such stuff. There can be a million reasons for it but one thing i have to thank him was that he reminded me about God.

Thanks to Yogi Singh. Respect.

ja
tired.