Cher? You wear SK-II ah?

Wth? The questions raised by my students are sometimes just irrelevant or just plain cute? This is just a preview of what goes on in my ghetto school.

While teaching English and telling my students to complete their comprehension, Edwin, the class clown, raised his hands and asked me, "Cher, you got wear SK-II or not?" -in his Ah Beng English-

Cheecher: "Huh? SK-II? Me? Wear? Whatever for?" -in proper English mind you ;D-

Edwin: "No lah, your skin ah, very smooth like that"

Cheecher: "I don't take lotions. I just drink a lot of water. That's all"

Edwin: "Orh..." -begins to fold his comprehension paper and turn it into a paper machine gun. (i am serious. he did this)

20 mins down the lesson. I glanced outside my 3rd storey class corridor and saw an unknown student kicking his shoes about. On his third attempt, as he kicked his shoes in mid air, he saw his nice shoes fall from the 3rd storey to the 1st floor.

Cheecher to class: "You guys know what is the dumbest thing I've seen in my life?"

Class looks at me.

Cheecher: "That boy who had just thrown his shoe down to the ground floor for no apparent reason. Are all your students like that?" -shakes head-

A day in BoonLay can never be the same. It makes you wonder what is going to happen next....

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performance at Heeren on 21st July at 7pm!