I'm here sitting down and feeling a lil sleepy. I feel like shouting to keep myself awake. But that would disturb the peace of the library in which some students are known to be notorious for. Hmm... !!!! Just thought of this. This is a few things that would really make everybody in the library keep quiet and turn to look at you. What if your buddy shouted this at you in the middle of a crowded library where everybody is concentrating:
1. DUDE!!! YOU MADE SALLY PREGNANT ???!!!
2. DUDE!!! WHY DID YOU FART MAN!!!
3. YOU'RE HAVING YOUR PERIOD NOW?? AND ITS DRIPPING? YOU NEED KOTEX??
4. DUDE, YOU HAD SEX WITH OUR PROFESSOR??!!! DID HE HAVE GIVE YOU AN A+ FOR THE GOOD JOB?
5. DUDE YOU MADE OUT IN THAT ROOM??!! AT 8.30AM WHERE NOBODY IS STILL IN THE LIBRARY???
6. DON'T TOUCH MY PENIS MAN!!!
7. HAHA! YOUR DICK IS SHORTER THAN AN IPOD NANO!
8. EVERYBODY IS HERE AN ASSHOLE
9. HEY EVERYBODY! I AM HANDSOME. DON'T DENY.
10. I LOVE TO SNIFF MY UNDERWEAR!
ja
feeling sick.cough.cough.
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all i can think of is u and K. Ewww.That will be SOMETHING! wanna hear ur home-made album. gimme gimme.
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