Eyeing You

Morning morning! I know that this time of the month is truly one of the most sickening period of the SMU populations; deadlines for projects and mugging for the crazy exams.

While many of us have the luxury of relaxing at home since the exams are over, many are still left stranded in fully booked GSR's and SR's in SMU. Respect to them man. Many would even burn the midnight oil to do some last minute mugging for their papers tomorrow. Fret not, the Prof knows and will give you tips on how to stay awake throughout this arduous journey.

Remember. What is our ultimate objective?

STAY AWAKE! Ok, here we go.

1. Extreme coffee overdose. What do I mean by this. It's relatively simple. It's also known as Kopi Triple 0. No sugar, no water but just the powder. Just put em in your mouth and chew. That'll keep you awake till the break of dawn.

2. Blood circulation to the brain and other parts of the body is truly essential. If you're with groupmates, ask them to jump on the chair and have a mini competition. The first person to do a full 3 rotations by standing on their chairs just by twisting the hips will be declared the Ultimate CHAMPIONNNNNN.... The laughter and exercise are bound to keep you awake for at least 3 hours after which you have to apply it again.

3. This never fails. Talk to babes. One cannot deny that talking to chicks, will always keep you awake and on your toes. But the sad thing is, these babes are free for ya either unless they really dig you.

4. Wash your face with balm. Wth. Yup. Use water and they'll just evaporate, use balm and they're sting you for quite a long while. Hehe.. Remember! What is our objective class? Scroll up if you have short memory span. -shakes head-

5. Don't eat. You see, this is my illogical logic. When you eat your cheesecake, where do the blood in your body be channeled to? Precisely, the stomach. Where is the blood to the brain? If you're lucky, there will be some red blood cells swimming frog style around your membranes.

6. Don't lie on the bed. This is a bad move. Many of us have this tendency to actually pamper ourselves for a short while. Wrong MOVE! When you give yourself space to relax on the comfy bed, you'll feel like lying down. And when you do, you'll tell yourself, "10 mins of closing my eyes won't hurt". And when you wake up, you're already in your 8 hours of Lalaland. Don't! This move is lethal. Don't do it if you're really desperate for time. STAY AWAKE!!!

So many things have been going on and I don't know whether I'm awake or not at times. So many things seems surreal and things are shaping up to what I really want it to be. Conflicts arises everywhere but nevertheless, you still need to be aware of how you're supposed to manage this trickly conflicts.

Till then, I still have my eyes on you.

ja
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