Stupid Pick up lines

ok. dedicated to all the poor ladies out there who have met the wrong set of guys who juz uses LAME PICK UP LINES ON THEM. As a disclaimer, I have never used any of this tactics before. These are personal experiences of fellow friends and personal observations by yours truly. Some examples,

"hmm... you look familiar"
Familiar? Lol. This is one of da most commonly used. i mean, even though brad pitt looks like me, girls dont say that to me. Why ah? hmmm. -rubs chin-

"hmm... i've seen you before but i forgot where" lol. yeah right bro, maybe in your dreams or maybe juz 5 mins ago when you were queuing for your Happy Meal.

"hey nita!" when in actual fact, her name is something else. once that is done, da girl will look blur. he will continue saying, "you're nita right?" Then, the girl will shake her head and he will continue the conversation in his effort to slowly charm his way to get his number. This kinda trick is difficult to pull off unless the guy has charm or has a bloody cute face.

Wait theres more.

"Can you tell me how to double click your mouse?" wth.... i don't get this one. even though the girl is promoting computers, you don't have to go around trying to pretend to be Mickey Mouse and learn how to press the right buttons on her.

"Waah, you so skinny. Must buy chocolates from me" ........ lame... must be a salesman. Let's see da next one.

"Are you hurt?" The lady will reply no and asked why. "I thought it would hurt falling from the sky." He was implying that she is a fallen angel. URGGH!!! -punch that guy from left to right- LAME SIAK.

I think there is a better way of getting to know a girl. God knows how but I know there is a better way.

It's VOTING TIME! Which is the worst to you guys. And if you have any lame pick up lines that guys have used or YOU have used before, do contribute. at least the guys out there who reads this post knows what NOT to do. till then. love ya guys.

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