Alter Ego

Alter-ego
Noun
S: (n) alter ego (a very close and trusted friend who seems almost a part of yourself) taken from some stupid dictionary.

Wikipedia:
An alter ego (from Latin, "other I") is another self, a second personality or persona within a person. The term is commonly used in literature analysis and comparison to describe characters who are psychologically identical.

How many of us have alter egos? Clark Kent has an alter ego. Bruce Wayne has an alter ego and even Slim Shady and Anakin Skywalker has one each. The freedom to be another person without having the feeling of inferior complex. Confidence and supernatural powers seems to prevail than anything else. What do you guys wanna be given the choice?

a) Superant? One who could travel into the ears of the professors and bite em hard for making my lessons damn dry. Damn drylah, i think can start forest fire anytime. I should call my other Superant friends so that they can bite other parts of his body so that he can jiggle around to lighten da class.

b) Justin? The super duper bass player who seems to be awaken after a few rounds of Heineken. Summersaults and jumping jacks while hitting the strings proves to be child's play when he appears.

c) Superprof? The human being that has the super power to see through the monitors of the students' laptop. The ability to know what they bitch about you in class and the normal early morning ramblings of school life. "EEyerr, he never iron his clothes, eeeyer", "this prof ah, can never understand what he says", "this prof ah, eeeyer, how come has a huge jiggly butt". But knowing that he can catch them off guard, he will know which one to target, leaving them dumbfounded and embarrasssed.

I wanna be the The Gosper, The Gossip Stopper. Clad with my masking tape machine gun, i would shoot rounds of masking tape at the people who bitches about other people. -Bish Bish!- with tapes strapped around their mouths. I wonder how many people in SMU i would tape. LOL. Would i be among them too? Hopefully not. I dont like to talk about other people's business cause i dont want others to talk about mine either. But the problem is that its difficult to tell this people not to talk about such issues. Kinda weird to tell them off. Thats why i wanna be The Gosper. I dont have to talk. Just whack em with masking tapes.

The power of the alter ego. One should not succumb to having one because the alter ego is just the attribute that you have always been longing to have. The ability to help people by having superpowers is what Superman has but in the first place, you dont need to have a special power to help people in distress. Being a great friend when a friend is in need can already render you as a superhero in my eyes.

Definition of superhero in comics dictiontary: Phenomenon in American comic culture - strangely popular mutants and freaks, usually wearing thights and some highly uncomfortable costumes. Occupation - saving the world and (pseudo)destroiyng other similar creatures.

Definition of superhero in my dictionary: a human being that possesses supernatural abilities to ease one's distress when one is need usually through the powers of listening, lending out a helping hand or bringing comfort through presence.

I've met my superheroes and they've always been there when i need them the most.

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